No Joy


New Album “More Faithful” our June 9 2015

March 25, 2015

Hey y’alllllL! It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for! Our new album announcement that you never saw coming!!

More Faithful

More Faithful will be available June 9, 2015 via Mexican Summer Records. Check out the artwork above where we are all fighting each other. You can pre-order a limited edition LP here, it is limited to 500 copies, on white vinyl, and the jacket is printed on silver foil. Spare no expense. If you pre-order on iTunes you get an immediate download of our first single “Everything New” that you can listen to below.

We’ve also got a big pile of tour dates listed in the tour section in support of all this.


 xoxo No Joy

Advice by No Joy – Round 1

March 18, 2015


First off, I’d like to thank everyone for taking the time to submit questions to us. Obviously we are super flattered that you would come to us for advice, and we can honestly say that we’ll do our very best to answer your questions with the best possible advice. Please note that everything we say should be taken verbatim. If you have a question that you need answered, please send it to us via our Official Facebook Page.

Our first question comes from someone who calles themselves “Olde Mæn” (which i’m assuming is some kind of ye olde timey way of saying Old Man).

Old Man asks:

Dear NJ, I need to know if I need psychiatric help.

Oops, sorry Old Man, I just realized you wish to remain anonymous. Anyway, I think the only advice I can give here is that you probably need psychiatric help if you’re even sitting there wondering if you need it. Lets face it man, the werld is FUCKED UP. The fuckin CORPORATIONS and RICH PEOPLE are all out to get you with their MANUFACTURED HAPPINESS and their FAKE LIVES. So, no one blames u if ur a little twizted. Respect.

Logan asks, Dear Jasmine, Life in central PA is not a life of grandeur. I work in retail, I come home every night and try to write, in my mind, a good lo-fi psych pop song. Things go well, I wouldn’t call them a hit, but I’m on the look for more artists who could contribute to my vision and really expand. The problem is, everyone in my area is into metal-core, or reminiscing by doing covers of octane, tough-guy tunes. What sage advice could you suggest besides relocating? Your admirer, Logan P.S. Very psyched about your next album. Elbrecht is the man.

Well LoganI think you’re looking at this the wrong way. Embrace the challenge ahead of you and do things yourself until contributors come out of the woodwork. It sucks living in a small town where every1 is stupid (but ahem, metalcore is PRETTY cooL). Hey ahve u tried craigslits? post an ad, you’ll probably meet some really old dudes or whatever but maybe you’ll find younger people ? it is literally impossible to say. Anyway, I think it’s important to use the resources you have at your disposal? Maybe you can turn on a metalcorer to lo-fi psych pop chillwave dream gaze soft indie shoe style roick music? lord knows we werent all born with this exquisite taste of ours? fuck …i dunno! goog luck baby! also ya Elbrecht is OK i’ll let him knoy u said that !peace

Weekend the band asks: “how do I use a lightbulb as a pipe

Great question, this is actually somethign I know absolutely everything about! First what you want to do is grab a 60 watt bulb., then you wanna carefully smash it so it breaks into tiny small pieces. Scoop the glass dust into a glass, add a tablespoon of water and swallow ! Then smoke whatever u want. miss u


Hey! thanks fans, this has beena really fun first install,emt of the NO JOY ADVICE COLUMN please come back and keep those questions, how do u say, ROLLING IN?

peace & respect

Ah, Beauty we have announced some shows

March 12, 2015

Come see us here and there doing this and that! OMG also wtf why are we playing shows you’re wondering??? Maybe its bc we are testing out new material? maybe you’ll hear about it sometime soon? I really don’t know ha ha ok


WTF are these shows?? tour

03/26/15 Burlington, VT – Signal Kitchen

03/27/15 Portland, ME – SPACE Gallery w/ Grooms

03/28/15 Hamden, CT – The Ballroom w/ Grooms

04/02/15 Quebec City, QC – Le Sous-Sol Du Cercle

04/03/15 Moncton, NB – Tide & Boar

04/04/15 Halifax, NS – Gus’ Pub

04/09/15 Guelph, ON – eBar – Kazoo! Festival

04/10/15 London, ON – Call The Office

04/11/15 Peterborough, ON – Red Dog Tavern

Crossing ye olde ponde tour:
05/10/15 Birmingham, UK – The Hare & Hound co-headline w/ Cheatahs

05/11/15 London, UK – Oslo co-headline w/ Cheatahs

05/13/15 Leeds, UK – Brudenell Social Club co-headline w/ Cheatahs

05/14/15 York, UK – The Fulford Arms co-headline w/ Cheatahs

05/15/15 Brighton, UK – Brighthelm Centre – The Great Escape

05/16/15 Bristol, UK – The Louisiana United co-headline w/ Cheatahs

05/20/15 Brighton, UK – The Prince Albert co-headline w/ Cheatahs

05/21/15 Paris, FR – Silencio

05/22/15 Amsterdam, NE – De Nieuwe Anita

June 18 – 21, Toronto, ON –  shows announced soon


xoxo gossip giels